This little moment of confusion was written in response to Fandango’s One Word Challenge. Today’s word is: Letter…
Little Suzy came bounding out of school and threw her arms around her mum’s legs, “Mummy!”
“Hey, sweetie! How’s your day been?”
“Good!” Suzy said. “Mummy, what’s your favourite letter?”
“Ooh, it’s hard to pick just one, Suzy. But if I had to, my favourite ever letter was the one I received confirming my divorce from your deadbeat father.”
“No! Silly Mummy! We’ve been learning the alphabet – one of those letters!”
Suzy looked at her mum and cocked her head to the side, “Mummy, what’s a divorce?”
“Oh, it’s not something you need to worry about now, honey.”
She took little Suzy’s hand and they started walking, “My favourite letters are actually I and C which are the first letters of Ice and Cream. Fancy some?”
“Yay!” Suzy squealed. “Yes, please!”
Note:
The little girl in the image was supposed to be of the usual alphabet learning age, but ChatGPT put it’s foot down and said it violates content policies. Computer said no.
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